It's the worst Christmas ever for Julian the liquor grinch - he's run out of booze! Thank f**k Santa Bubbs is here with a bulging sack and a Christmas miracle! Let's find out what awesome (and f**ked) presents the Boys get this year...
Vodka enemas, mega THC gummies - holy s**t, Park After Dark is getting f**ked up today! The Boys chat about a really s**tty doctor, f**ked Christmas gifts, and how to bang a mermaid. Also: Mark your calendars for December 17 - the Boys have something special for ya...
Buy one, get eight free! Due to an 'error' at the drive-thru, Ricky has collected chicken fingers from the King, KFC, Harvey's, A&W and... well, every f**king fast food joint in Sunnyvale. Smash open those dipping sauces and let the taste test chicken party begin!
Ricky's dressed up smart today, he's got a job interview - but is he qualified? (Clue: f**k no!) The Boys chat about the million-dollar kitty, banging in church, and a f**ked finger-free business plan! Also: Julian don't want to talk about ass play... but he does!
On today's wired Park After Dark - Cat TV with Bubbles, Julian's greasy Google searches, and the most f**ked news of the week! Also: Did Julian help create the world's most jacked potato?
On the menu today: Kitty gum, blue pancakes, and steamed weed! The Boys discuss first-aider pets, Peeps, and a day at the Bull Load Spa. Julian also has an idea for a new booze experience - is your ass in?!
It's Halloween, f**kers! Drop a coupla 'road beans' and come party with Bubbles Reynolds, Smarty Pants, and... uh, what the f**k is Julian this year? The Boys also attempt to power-carve a pumpkin!
The Boys are hustlers, baby! Ricky's new weed operation is a go, and Bubbles wants to start his own kitty magazine! They also discuss TV shows with real-life f**kin' consequences, and Chinese food that will make your cock water. Plus: Julian's Google search gets greasy as F**K...
Ricky and Bubbles cook up a meaty pizza and a side of 'Ramone' noodles - and oh my f**k, is she ever hot! Pace yourself boys, or you'll get balogny-logged! Also: Halloween jack-o-nips, Roman drive-thrus, and Ricky's mouthwash cocktail!
The Boys eat a feast fit for a fighter and cook some scrump-dilly Army dinners - but where's the freeze-dried dope? Also: Greasy gorillas and sex with robots!
Trinity and Jacob take time out from their f**ked work schedule to hang out in the trailer! Trinity reveals her greasiest OnlyFans request, and Jacob tries to get some f**kin' rest. Also: The world's most delicious animals, and why you shouldn't jam a USB cable in your cock!
Ricky's got a new toy - is it a tanning booth, Doctor Who's TARDIS, or something really dope? The Boys also talk about kitties, banging on the moon, and play Drunk, Stoned or Stupid!
On this week's Clusterf*ck After Dark: Sparks fly as Julian tries to take Ricky's TV! The Boys also wonder what happened to the McDonald's crew, and whether Julian would bang for cash and booze. Also: Don't cut off your penis to save the world!
Sunnyvale is safe from Hurricane Julian, the most muscular storm of 2021! With that sh*tstorm outta the way, the Boys turn their attention to dating chimps, death by hotdog, and why you shouldn't eat horse pills. Also: F**k the milk crate challenge, the Boys come up with the next viral dare!
What the f**k is that smellin' I smell? It's that greasy cave dweller Sam Losco! But he's come bearing free booze and donairs, so the Boys let him in. So what the f**k does he want?! Also: Ricky figures out science!
Ricky's new business is a GO, and Bubbles is making some snazzy company t-shirts. Come on Bubbs, get that f**king iron cranked up - time is money! Julian also has a money-making scheme involving bar fights - how much is Ricky's eyeball worth? Also: Get drunk before the supernova hits!
There's a party in the trailer today with tater tot nachos, pulled pork... and one stinkin' Randy! The Boys discuss why the Queen is on Julian's hot list, the art of the fartist, and Ricky's new business idea. Also: What in the f**k is Bubbles wearing on his face?!
Julian wants to get gaming on Twitch like Snoop Dogg - but first he needs to steal some sh*t! Ricky has some long, tall, short and f**ked facts, and Bubbles reveals his Friday 13th nightmare. Also: What's a group of clowns called? Can ya figure it out before Ricky and Bubbles?!
Put on your speedos and join the Park After Dark cocktail bar for Ricky's strawberry slushies! The Boys also discover why smoking salvia is f**ked, what a bare bear looks like, and start their own charity - Smoke It Forward!
The Boys start the day the good way with a lungful of Sativa and some f**ked-up chat! They discuss liquor slushies, weed bees, and what happened to Ricky's dog, Coolnow. And find out why Bubbles wants to get stuffed!
Ricky's addicted to Shark Week and has some awesome facts about his favourite sea creatures! But could you get one to lick ya? Also: Bag surgery, dumb criminals, and why Randy's pants are coming off!
Ricky's looking super bling in his new gear, and is ready to pick up ladies at the grocery store! But should he hang out by the veggies, or the chip dips? The Boys also discuss Big Jake the big horse, liquor ice-cream, and the weirdest f**king place names in the US. Also: Greasy goings-on down at the Legion!
Julian's back in the trailer! He reveals where the f**k he's been - and how many dates he got! The Boys also discover why you should keep your bag away from pythons, and why waterparks are so sh*tty. Also: Is Randy now the Boys'... friend?!
Ricky, Bubbles and Randy are in the middle of a looong weekend of drinking! They take time out to discuss moving to Disneyland, Kentucky redneck raves, and how twins work. Also: Find out why NAYSA has a problem with astronauts' underpants!