One for the money two for the show, three to get wasted, let's f**king go! The Boys get learnt about living in a simulation, the world's smartest dogs, and why gender reveal parties can f**k right off. Also: Julian spends Jeff Bezos' scrilla!
Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools' Day pranks went to sh*t! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he's ever made? Also: Forget sh*t hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!
Spring is springing and the Boys are getting horny - but what's their mating call? Ricky's also worried about shrinking cock sizes and the future of the human race, but Julian's got a plan! Also: Will Bubbles' chip dust invention work on steak and pickled eggs?
The Boys are back in business - making their own delicious potato chips! Ricky's at the (mostly not on fire) fryer, flavour scientist Bubbles is perfecting the dirtiest of dirty burger flavours, and 'Julian Musk' is hustling for a buyer - but can he do a deal?
Slow roasted balogny... Shake & Bake hotdogs... presto pesto... four kinds of fancy-ass mustard... holy f**k, Bubbles and Ricky have cooked up a feast. Pity it's all gonna give Julian heartburn! Also: Hank Williams, Ricky's German lesson, and a massive tit fight!
Get ready to swipe right, ladies - Ricky's got a sweet new shirt, and he's looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky's planning a time-travelling New Year's party - in Siberia!
Wanna wear your underwear for a month? Julian has a solution! Need a wholesome book for kiddies' bedtime? Don't f**king read them the tale of Douglas the bear and Creepy Carl! What the F**K have the Boys been smoking today?!!
Ommmmm... oh for fack's sake! Bubbles is trying to meditate but Julian's more interested in bowling dates with single moms! Ricky has a plan to bring overpriced hockey gear to the kids, and Bubbles tests his knowledge on the Beverly Hillbillies. Also: Lawyer cats, the $5 million dog, and desert island survival skills!
Bubbles' belly is rumbling like a f**king freight train today - on the menu are coconuts, day-old pizza and a trailer full of cheese! The Boys also check out a vintage teen magazine, a double-cocked chameleon, and Bubbles' latest bird impressions. CAWW CAWW!
Bubbles is on a high after his Kittyman sea shanty went viral - Ricky and Julian are just high 'cause they ate f**king mushrooms! Before they go off the rails, they discuss naked bag rats, the 2021 Super Bowl, and why cat tattoos are f**ked. Also on the menu: duck fingers, candy Kraft dinner and head in a basket!
The Boys are considering a career move - do they have a sweet future ahead, or are they gonna be hot-dogging it?! Also: hunting for samsquamptches in Oklahoma, the perils of the left cheek sneak, and tall hairy hillbillies!
It's been a helluva week, and the Boys are ready to get banged up! Before they do, they discuss President Joe Junior, cheating on a sex doll, and the hacker that locked up a bunch of cocks. Ricky also discovers he's suffering from a terrible disease! Plus: grab a drink as the Boys make toast to a beloved Sunnyvale resident.
Watch out Dragons' Den, the Boys are on FIRE with awesome business ideas today! But is anyone gonna invest in muscle care products and the Jack Frost F**kulator? The Boys also discuss Ricky's dope new sneakers, why octopi are big bullies, and giving belly work to tickle foxes. Also: DBH and MLK - WTF?!
Ricky and Julian's new year's resolutions are going well - but that's only because they're f**ked! The Boys discuss Hawaiian chicken that's definitely NOT looly-looly, Bubbles' nose spiders, and alien space garbage. Also: Ricky tries not to spill the beans about the new season of Trailer Park Boys: Jail!
F**k you 2020 - bring on 2021! Ricky, Julian and Bubbles awake from a night of partying and try to remember what the f**k happened
- who ate all the chocolates, and who performed a striptease? The Boys also unwrap more presents from Santa, and hatch a plan to rob IKEA. Plus: Bubbles has a VERY important announcement!
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit! Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a f**kin' King. Also: One more week before 2020 f**ks off!
Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?! Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian p**s-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind!
Freedom 55, Boys! Ricky's got a plan to get rich as f**k - and it only involves six pet scorpions and a few jolts of electricity! Also: The KFC movie, Canadian lightsabers, and the worst last name in the world!
On the latest protein-filled f**kburger of fun: Julian plays Guess the F**king Thing, Bubbles attempts to solve the monolith mystery, and Ricky's having trouble getting word learnt! Also: The Boys come up with a plan to get free porn!
No more Grumpy Pumpy - Julian's changed his tune and is looking on the bright side of life! The Boys rock out to Roch Voisine, and discuss alien monoliths, Ricky's new party shirt and fighting an alligator! Also: Nice table, Ricky! No wait, it's f**ked.
Join Luigi Villeneuve, Clifton Francois de Lugio and Mika Tina for the latest Park After Dark! Discover if you can teach a drunk horse new tricks, how to sell frozen pigeons to China, and the best way to get learnt on math. Also: Why the f**k doesn't the Apple Store sell apples?!
Julian wants to fall in love and get married - guess which buxom mega-star is his perfect match! A dirty f**kin' alien worm gives Bubbles an idea for a movie, and Ricky reveals which fish he'd like to date. Also: Elon's Musk - smell like a billionaire!
The Boys pay their respects to James Bond star Sir Sean Connery, and chat about his most awesome movies. They also discuss the whale that saved a train, oiling up The Rock, and getting a rat up your arse! Also: What would Ricky, Julian and Bubbles be doing in the year 1850?!
Happy Halloween, everybody! The Boys and Randy are going all out for the annual costume contest - who looks decent, and who looks f**ked as f**k?! Also: Getting learnt by male sex dolls, lizard holes, and Ricky's COVID candy pipe!
That bank machine was for to get opened today, but Bubbles has brought a cop to the trailer! Are the Boys about to get busted, or does the cop have an important message to share?
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