Duck, T-Rex or Gorilla? The Boys conduct a series of highly scientific (and hilarious) experiments to find the ultimate sticky tape, including the Shaft Length Pickup, Julian's Rip Test and the highly dangerous Kitchen Cupboard Strength Test. FOR F**KIN' SCIENCE!
There's only 23 days until Christmas, and the Boys haven't started their holiday stealing, uhm, shopping yet! Before they start their festive heist, they discuss Jeffrey Dahmer, duct tape, and why it's a good day for borntness. Also: Dirty Dancing 2 needs a new leading man, and there's only one sexy muscleman for the job...
Cape Breton's finest Tracy & Martina are in the trailer, and they've brought the Boys a scrump-dilly local delicacy! They shoot the sh*t about Canadian accents, Tracy's f**ked deer disaster, and give the Boys a quick-fire question round. The gals also chat about their new SwearNet shows, Dirty Deeds and Shootin The Sh*t!
Christmas comes early as Randy brings a basket of gifts for Julian and Bubbles... or is it just a ruse to peek at Julian's tits? Also: An argument about Spiderman, and Ricky's Cape Breton vacation with Orangie!
Orangie's on a hash high, Randy stinks, and Ricky's got some facts that will blow your tits off! Ricky and Julian also decide not to go to jail this winter, they're moving into IKEA! Also: The Boys raise a glass for Remembrance Day.
Look who's back... and ready for a few bong tokes! Before Ricky's poor fishy friend gets f**ked up again, the Boys chat about python attacks, Ozzy Osbourne's disco track, and some greasy Partridge Family gossip. Also: The dirtiest man in the world... four smokes, let's go!
Ricky's declorated the trailer, Bubbs has brought some f**ked costumes, and Julian's got pumpkin rage! Join the Boys for a Halloween f**karound, along with a devilish little f**kin' guest...
It's time to get learnt with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles about the world's greatest inventions, including dynamite, screw tops and Edison's electric knob. Also: Road Rage Refs, Tickle Me Elmo, and Cory's DIY dentistry!
Randy's in the trailer and he's come bearing a sweet gift - or is it?! Find out how not to get scammed from space, when Texas hot sauce ain't Texas hot sauce, and some hot facts about Julian's nipples. Also: Call the wood police, there's a f**king killer on the loose!
Bubbs is on top of his game today and ready to do some math! The Boys discuss Steve Irwin, the catalog haven of Pueblo Colorado, and the Wrath of Eternal P*ss. Plus: Get ready for a LIVE Thanksgiving special on Shout Factory TV!
It's September the 3-0 already, fuckers - the Boys are zoned out and don't know if it's Jantember or Novaugust! Bubbles is so hungry he could eat a wheel of cheese, or some sexy Muscle Chips. But f**k off with the NyQuil chicken! Also: The Boys explain why September 30 is a very important day in Canada.
Cleanliness is next to Randiness - Bobandy has cleaned up his act and has some handwashing tips for Ricky and Bubbles. They also discuss dirty ol' Hurricane Fiona, why you shouldn't eat batteries, and Julian's trip to the Muscle Seminar!
Julian's got Hash Dips, Hammer Hands, and Terminator CEOs on the brain, Ricky's suddenly not so keen on wrasslin' alligators anymore, and did Bubbles' cat drive a f**kin electric car? Also: how is Julian like Stephen Hawking?
While the edibles kick in, the Boys are wondering: what really is a start? And did Ricky and Randy go see a movie and eat popcorn out of Randy's lap? We talk bee stings, hash-sniffing dogs, ghost-jacking, and why you shouldn't airdrop nudes to your pilot! Also: a toast to Pat Stay.
Poor Bubbs has kitties on his mind today - is Stumpy gonna make it? Julian has found Randy the perfect mate, and Ricky wants to wrestle an emotional support alligator. F**k, those shrooms are really kicking in today, Boys!
Back to the crack: Randy's here with some National Toilet Paper Day facts you didn't wanna know! Discover Julian's favourite long-necked animal (and no, it's not a fuckin' swan), a bacon-busting business idea, and Randy's seasonal sex toy veg picks!
Randy's in the trailer and happy as f**k, but he's p*ssing off Ricky and Julian! Before they duct tape his mouth shut, they discuss Friends with the Benedicts, chicken balls, and unravel a f**ked family feud! Also: Louis, Louie and Looly?!
The Boys are f**ked on edibles today, and full of decent money-making ideas! They attempt cheese string trading, plan a floating party island, and invent the booze-smuggling sneaker. Plus: You can't join the Cool Guy Gang with a p*ss stain on your pants!
Is Randy the dumbest person in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian decide to help him out, and get him learnt on some awesome facts and stories from around the world! Also: The truth about the Loch Ness Monster, and the ham sammich from Hell!
It's a long weekend in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are ready to double the liquor, triple the weed, and steal the Bluenose for a sailing trip! Before they end up in jail for theft of historic property, they discuss dirty mosquito burgers, f**kin' useless inventions, and why Randy's a hit at the nudist beach!
Ricky's been busy in his woodworking shop, but who's gonna pay $100 on Etsy for his creation? Bubbles teaches us how to talk in Bigfoot, and Julian investigates the crazy f**ker who pushed a peanut up a mountain with his nose. Also: Save the hot, horny bees!
Randy, stop smoking Ricky's f**king dope... and what is that smell coming off ya? Also: The wonders of the Jimmy Webb Space Telescope, the biggest beer in the world, and Randy's favourite nuts!
The Boys break out the dirty ol' cupboard wine for a fancy tasting session - which tipple passes with flying carpets, and which is gonna make Ricky puke? Also: Get banged on a cruise, get a f**king bruise!
Get the liquor and weiners flowing, the Boys are heading into a big party weekend! But will they get invited to Nathan MacKinnon's Stanley Bong party? Also: Ricky's got a f**ked rag doll story that will blow the cock right off your ass!
The Boys - and f**kin' Conky - are live and drunk as f**k in Dallas! Find out why Ricky's wearing tight pants, meet Cory's dumber-than-f**k Texan cousin, and singalong with Bubbles! Also: Which Irish jigger is gonna win a slow dance with Sexian?