Ricky and Bubbles are in bacon-wrapped Heaven - Julian's on a strictly liquor diet, but he probably won't end up on the sh*tter all night! Also: Bubbles' goat impressions, house-proud tarantulas, and the most eco-friendly way to get rid of a body!

Ricky's blue because his bank heist went to s**t last night - literally! Thank fack Bubbles and Julian - and a big TPB fan - have something to cheer him up. The Boys also invent Cottonloaf cupcakes, discuss a greasy new perfume, and admire Bubbles' Meat Man!

Ricky's been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! And did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy f**k, that hash jello was strong...

Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but do you eat it or burp it?!? Also: Getting f**ked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!