Spring is springing and the Boys are getting horny - but what's their mating call? Ricky's also worried about shrinking cock sizes and the future of the human race, but Julian's got a plan! Also: Will Bubbles' chip dust invention work on steak and pickled eggs?

The Boys are back in business - making their own delicious potato chips! Ricky's at the (mostly not on fire) fryer, flavour scientist Bubbles is perfecting the dirtiest of dirty burger flavours, and 'Julian Musk' is hustling for a buyer - but can he do a deal?

Slow roasted balogny... Shake & Bake hotdogs... presto pesto... four kinds of fancy-ass mustard... holy f**k, Bubbles and Ricky have cooked up a feast. Pity it's all gonna give Julian heartburn! Also: Hank Williams, Ricky's German lesson, and a massive tit fight!

Get ready to swipe right, ladies - Ricky's got a sweet new shirt, and he's looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky's planning a time-travelling New Year's party - in Siberia!

Wanna wear your underwear for a month? Julian has a solution! Need a wholesome book for kiddies' bedtime? Don't f**king read them the tale of Douglas the bear and Creepy Carl! What the F**K have the Boys been smoking today?!!