Start spreading the news, the Boys are leaving today... to get f**ked up in New York, New York at the Shitrockers movie fan screening! At least they saved $8 on their sh*tty flights to buy some (good kind) chicken fingers. But will Ricky make it across the border? Also: Bad news bananas, radiation nipple hats, and why Randy's about to get fired!
Holy flyin' f**k, the Boys had a CRAZY week! Thank f**k they - and Shitrockers bassist Waylon - are sober enough to recount wild tales and gossip from the Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties premieres in London, LA and Halifax. Find out who nearly destroyed the Abbey Road mixing desk, and what OTHER liquor Julian's been drinking. Plus: Look out Swifties, make way for the Sh*tties!
Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties hits theatres in Canada and the US on December 6, and the UK and Ireland January 10!
Julian pulled it off! The man with the world's biggest penis, Matt Barr, joins Ricky, Julian and Randy on the worldy pipe for a special interview. Find out everything you've ever wanted to know about owning a massive unit... and Randy's got some stupid f**kin' questions too!
Today's Park After Dark is out of this f**king world! Julian recounts his crazy UFO experience, Bubbles considers exploring the universe without his kitties, and Randy thinks about friggin' alien cheeseburgers... f**k's sake Randy. And whatever ya do, don't land on Planet F**k!
Prepare for a cosmic journey with Bubbles that'll blow your mind... better take some f*cking edibles first! Chow down on a hairy Chinese snack and 16,000oz of booze, and get an update on Julian's cock management quest!
The Boys are recovering from last nights' Halloween partying - and what the f*ck is Bubbles dressed as?! Ricky reveals his trick or treat candy scam, Julian gets trolled, and Bubbles unboxes something very f*cking exciting... get ready for LONGHAULER!
Randy's in a caring mood today, but he's still stinking up the trailer! Has Bubs found a way to make him smell sweeter? There's also news about Ricky's crazed squirrel hunt, the long neck trend, and an invasion of 30,000 parrots. Plus: Julian's got a tough message for his internet bullies!
The Boys are cooking up some awesome business ideas today - but first they need a sh*t-ton of apples and a floating restaurant in Halifax harbour! Plus: Long-distance pickles, musclemen suits, and a toast to Gord and Jim Lahey!
Get yer drinking pants on Boys, Canadian Thanksgiving is around the corner! Before they get f**ked up, they chat about Ricky's plan to defeat super ants, Julian's sky-high Shanghai surprise, and Bubbles' sh*tty cheese experience. Plus: The cat that came back, and caulking cocks!
It's a wild Park After Dark today with whales, pythons, sloths, and a big hairy bear... called Randy! The Boys also discover why steak is off the f**king menu for poor Bubbles. Plus: Does Randy have an announcement?!
It's an exciting day as Bubbles and the Shitrockers' new single drops - get the FIRST LOOK at his new video at SwearNet.com! The Boys also report on international kitty news, discover a way to get un-arrested, and flex a muscular business idea. Plus: I would do anything for weed... Introducing the Sh!trockers' new support act, RICK LOAF!
Summer's about to f**k off, so it's time to party! Before the Boys hit the liquor store and crank some AC/DC, they do some plane spotting, theatre banging, and DIY surgery. Plus: Oh lawd he comin - Bubbles rages about a big fat cat!
Thirteen is the magic number as the Boys get down to some serious drinking... and mathing! Ricky tries swinging Spanish-style, Bubbles brings the tunes, and Julian brings the sweaty muscle briefs. Plus: Samsquamptch sightings, and Ricky's best-ever brain learning!
Watch Julian's genius business brain in action as he devises a foolproof get-rich plan! All he needs is the UK's biggest cock, an acrobatic circus and... no time to explain, just roll the tape! Plus: Conky's got competition - meet Biscuits McGonagall!
The Boys - and some new buddies - are LIVE and drunk as f**k at Fan Expo Canada! Discover dark secrets of the Dirty Dancer, Bubbles' plan to save NASA, and a wild auction of some f**ked-up sh*t. Plus: Conky goes TOO F**KIN' FAR!!
The Boys are heading to Fan Expo Toronto, and they're planning to get right out of 'er! Before they go flying, they chat about beaver fighting, mayo cologne, and taunt some hurricanes! Plus: Is it a bird, is it a plane... no, it's Super Sexian!
Summer's blazing and the Boys are thirsty for muscle milk, vodka and... water?!! They discuss the dangers of oven banging, a million dollar chicken wing heist, and living the dream with the oldies. Plus: Beep boop beep - Bubbles gets sentimental about Simon!
The Boys discuss the latest Olympics news, including pole vaulting wangs and sports-mad whales, and come up with a sh*tty new sport! They also cruise down China's LSD highway to the country's worst restaurant. Plus: Guess who caught their cock in a drawer? Yup.
International rap superstar CLASSIFIED is in the trailer! He chats to the Boys about the music game, gold records and tour bus life. Plus: Crazy happenings at the Olympics, the sad story of the balogny log dog, and why you shouldn't f**k around in Peru!
It's a f**king zoo in the trailer, with painted lobsters and zorses runnin' around, sharks all jacked up on cocaine, swearing parrots and deadly Koi salad! Plus: Get ready to get learnt, Ricky's bringing the f**kin' FACTS!!
Well, slap our balls and call us Sally! The Boys have been getting f**ked up in Calgary, raging on a plane, and learning Spanish swears. Bubbles also tries to break Ricky's brain with a word challenge! Plus: What's with all these f**kin' CUCUMBERS??!
Life, the Universe and Everything... holy f**k Boys, Bubbles has got it all figured out! Settle back with a glass of Julian's Wiener vodka, a Joe Beef steak and some mushrooms, and prepare to get your mind blowed. Also: Love Shark Week? Get ready for Arse Week!
F**k's sake Boys, get the show started! There's a f**k-ton to get through, including the Boys' messy drinking week, Bubbles' new crime fighting show, and a taste test of new TPB chip flavours. Plus: Can Ricky become the right sexy face of Zig-Zag?
Guess who's been stealing Amazon Prime? And no, it's not f**kin' Ricky! The Boys discuss the ugliest dog in the world, dinner with Elon Musk, and get into some serious cock talk! Also: Let's raise $3k to get Bubbles... 19 Paul McCartney tattoos?!?
It's hot as f**k in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are tryin' to get a tan, man! On today's menu: hot dogs and loud fish, the Sperminator, and Ronnie Thunder's overactive weiner. Plus: Get learnt on a new 'f' word!