F**k you 2020 - bring on 2021! Ricky, Julian and Bubbles awake from a night of partying and try to remember what the f**k happened
- who ate all the chocolates, and who performed a striptease? The Boys also unwrap more presents from Santa, and hatch a plan to rob IKEA. Plus: Bubbles has a VERY important announcement!
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit! Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a f**kin' King. Also: One more week before 2020 f**ks off!
Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?! Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian p**s-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind!
Freedom 55, Boys! Ricky's got a plan to get rich as f**k - and it only involves six pet scorpions and a few jolts of electricity! Also: The KFC movie, Canadian lightsabers, and the worst last name in the world!
On the latest protein-filled f**kburger of fun: Julian plays Guess the F**king Thing, Bubbles attempts to solve the monolith mystery, and Ricky's having trouble getting word learnt! Also: The Boys come up with a plan to get free porn!
No more Grumpy Pumpy - Julian's changed his tune and is looking on the bright side of life! The Boys rock out to Roch Voisine, and discuss alien monoliths, Ricky's new party shirt and fighting an alligator! Also: Nice table, Ricky! No wait, it's f**ked.
Join Luigi Villeneuve, Clifton Francois de Lugio and Mika Tina for the latest Park After Dark! Discover if you can teach a drunk horse new tricks, how to sell frozen pigeons to China, and the best way to get learnt on math. Also: Why the f**k doesn't the Apple Store sell apples?!
Julian wants to fall in love and get married - guess which buxom mega-star is his perfect match! A dirty f**kin' alien worm gives Bubbles an idea for a movie, and Ricky reveals which fish he'd like to date. Also: Elon's Musk - smell like a billionaire!
The Boys pay their respects to James Bond star Sir Sean Connery, and chat about his most awesome movies. They also discuss the whale that saved a train, oiling up The Rock, and getting a rat up your arse! Also: What would Ricky, Julian and Bubbles be doing in the year 1850?!
Happy Halloween, everybody! The Boys and Randy are going all out for the annual costume contest - who looks decent, and who looks f**ked as f**k?! Also: Getting learnt by male sex dolls, lizard holes, and Ricky's COVID candy pipe!
That bank machine was for to get opened today, but Bubbles has brought a cop to the trailer! Are the Boys about to get busted, or does the cop have an important message to share?
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On the latest Dark Park Dark After: The Boys groove to Lionel the Lobster, ponder the benefits of a sausage diet, and learn how not to handle a mountain lion. And what the f**k was Penelope Cruz doing naked in Ricky's bath?!
Why is Julian eating horsecock burgers? What's the latest trend in wetsuit fashion? Why the f**k is NASA flying a toilet to the moon? And what are Ricky's plans for Talko's sweary British cousin? Find out the answers to these dumb-as-f**k questions and more, on Park After Dark!
Get ready for a messy Park After Dark - the Boys are baked as f**k today! Learn all about Spider Man's radioactive load, how to make a fortune from popcorn and sh**ty old jeans, and why 500,000 sharks are about to get f**ked over by the 'Rona. Also: Killer licorice!
Ricky's got a new room-mate and Bubbles is being evicted from his shed - what the F**K has Julian done now?! The Boys discuss fighting Mr. T, a flight to nowhere, and a strong contender for A**ehole of the Year. Also: How do you come down from a massive high?
Nothing to see here, folks - it's quite normal to have a huge ATM machine in your living room! Can the Boys figure out how to open it before the cops come calling? Also: Find out Ricky's new nickname, why Germany is sehr f**kin' gut, and Bubbles' favourite Elvis song!
Get ready for anvil envy - Bubbles has got a DECENT chunk of heavy metal! The Boys chat about Ricky's greasy new business idea, Bible Pimps, and Julian's face mask hustle. Also: Ricky tells us about his COVID-19 test... now streaming on PornHub?!
How high are you right now? Well, you're not as high as the Boys - they're as f**ked up as a soup sandwich today! Ricky has a greasy new invention involving WD-40, Bubbles is ready to rumble with Kim Jong Un, and Julian's got meat on his mind - but does it taste a bit 'ruff'? Also: Fighting fire with booze!
Ronnie Thunder's been a bad kitty, Ricky's speaking Français and Bubbles is after Julian's muscles... what the f**k have the Boys been smoking this week?! Also: Breaking Badder, sh**ty facts, and the big question - should Bubbles grow a moustache?
Julian is desperate to make some scrilla - can he make money flexing his sexy muscles online? Ricky's got some f**ked facts, Bubbles sings Kenny Rogers, and Ricky reads a bedtime story that is definitely NOT for kids!!
It's a big moment for the Boys today - time to take down the barriers for a proper deedle... just don't f**k with Bubbles' kitty videos! Find out why Bubbles won't be playing 'Pi**in' on People's Meat' at the Legion, and Julian's new favourite snack. Ricky also discovers what's been holding back his education his whole life - and he's gonna sue!
Happy Bank Robbery Friday! Bubbles is baked, Ricky feels like a duck in a glass, and Julian needs a massage and a date - but has he lost his sexual guava? The Boys also discuss the 'rona, Randy water torture, and growing an arm cock! Also: Why the f**k are the Boys having a circle drawing contest?!
Bubbles has a plan to get Ricky and Julian safely back to Sunnyvale, but Julian's too busy hustlin' s**t, and Ricky's got some new friends! Bubs also has footage of a real-life COVID zombie, ponders the coke bean business, and turns Julian off jello forever. Also: Ricky learns us how to talk to squirrels!
Bubbles is high as f**k and right out of 'er today! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'!