Why is Julian eating horsecock burgers? What's the latest trend in wetsuit fashion? Why the f**k is NASA flying a toilet to the moon? And what are Ricky's plans for Talko's sweary British cousin? Find out the answers to these dumb-as-f**k questions and more, on Park After Dark!
Get ready for a messy Park After Dark - the Boys are baked as f**k today! Learn all about Spider Man's radioactive load, how to make a fortune from popcorn and sh**ty old jeans, and why 500,000 sharks are about to get f**ked over by the 'Rona. Also: Killer licorice!
Ricky's got a new room-mate and Bubbles is being evicted from his shed - what the F**K has Julian done now?! The Boys discuss fighting Mr. T, a flight to nowhere, and a strong contender for A**ehole of the Year. Also: How do you come down from a massive high?
Nothing to see here, folks - it's quite normal to have a huge ATM machine in your living room! Can the Boys figure out how to open it before the cops come calling? Also: Find out Ricky's new nickname, why Germany is sehr f**kin' gut, and Bubbles' favourite Elvis song!
Get ready for anvil envy - Bubbles has got a DECENT chunk of heavy metal! The Boys chat about Ricky's greasy new business idea, Bible Pimps, and Julian's face mask hustle. Also: Ricky tells us about his COVID-19 test... now streaming on PornHub?!
How high are you right now? Well, you're not as high as the Boys - they're as f**ked up as a soup sandwich today! Ricky has a greasy new invention involving WD-40, Bubbles is ready to rumble with Kim Jong Un, and Julian's got meat on his mind - but does it taste a bit 'ruff'? Also: Fighting fire with booze!
Ronnie Thunder's been a bad kitty, Ricky's speaking Français and Bubbles is after Julian's muscles... what the f**k have the Boys been smoking this week?! Also: Breaking Badder, sh**ty facts, and the big question - should Bubbles grow a moustache?
Julian is desperate to make some scrilla - can he make money flexing his sexy muscles online? Ricky's got some f**ked facts, Bubbles sings Kenny Rogers, and Ricky reads a bedtime story that is definitely NOT for kids!!
It's a big moment for the Boys today - time to take down the barriers for a proper deedle... just don't f**k with Bubbles' kitty videos! Find out why Bubbles won't be playing 'Pi**in' on People's Meat' at the Legion, and Julian's new favourite snack. Ricky also discovers what's been holding back his education his whole life - and he's gonna sue!
Happy Bank Robbery Friday! Bubbles is baked, Ricky feels like a duck in a glass, and Julian needs a massage and a date - but has he lost his sexual guava? The Boys also discuss the 'rona, Randy water torture, and growing an arm cock! Also: Why the f**k are the Boys having a circle drawing contest?!
Bubbles has a plan to get Ricky and Julian safely back to Sunnyvale, but Julian's too busy hustlin' s**t, and Ricky's got some new friends! Bubs also has footage of a real-life COVID zombie, ponders the coke bean business, and turns Julian off jello forever. Also: Ricky learns us how to talk to squirrels!
Bubbles is high as f**k and right out of 'er today! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'!
Bubbles has some bad news: looks like the f**kin' zombie apocalypse is coming - and these zombies are HARD! Do you bang, run or kill? Julian explains why you should never take a helicopter ride in Las Vegas, and Ricky has a meaty new business idea!
Canada Day drinking is over, July 4th drinking f**kin' starts at midnight! Before Bubbles drives a celebratory dirty donair into him, the Boys discuss drunk cavemen, fart jars, and the Covidiot of the week. Also: What goes up better get cumming down!
Julian's getting lonely and in need of a steady bang - would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by sh**ting nickels, and Bubbles' desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!
Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes p**s burn? Do birds have cocks? What the f**k are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never f**king asked on the latest Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories - 13/10 totally F**KED!!
Is it Park After Dark... or F**ked After Dark?! The Boys discuss the weird stuff people shove up their p**sholes, and why you shouldn't eat grandma. Also: Bubbles dives into the simulation theory wormhole - is Ricky's brain ready for it?
The world's a bit f**ked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are (virtually) partying again after the darkness has gone away! They discuss dirty ol' load brownies, Ricky's frosty cock, and why Julian wants a job at Costco. Also: A dark and dirty story about Mama Smurf...
Bubbles shows off his TV production skills - think Steve Rogers might have a job for him down at Channel 10? Find out how to fight off a KGB agent, Ricky's experience with eating rocks, and weird things he may or not have banged. Julian also asks: Who in the f**k is Ricky Skaggs?!
Spring's in the f**king air, the stolen lobsters are in the pot, and the Boys are looking forward to getting out of this c*cksucker of a lockdown! Find out why Ricky's been thinking too hard about llamas, and Bubbles has the latest sh*tty gossip from Sunnyvale. Also: Is Julian about to dive into the dark web?
Forget donairs, corndogs and dirty old steak, the Boys are living on a lockdown diet of deep-fried beetles, clover and vintage soda! Bubbles considers the pros and cons of buying a $400,000 banging mattress, and Ricky wonders about cannibalism and having a spider as a friend. The Boys also raise a toast to TPB crew legend Shaun Clarke!
Ricky and Julian have been going crazy in lockdown but TV studio engineer Bubbles is f**kin' on it! Bubbles has a Coronavirus kitty update, and Ricky ponders Tinder hookup advice from Dr. Fauci. Also: Is Jacob a super-intelligent alien who can build space ships? And can they sell him for $$$ to Elon Musk?
The Boys propose a toast to the victims of the terrible Nova Scotia shooting tragedy, and dream of a post-420 420 party with a pig roast and muscle hugs. Bubbles considers spending his free government money on automatic arse wipers, and Ricky writes a song about keeping safe from COVID-19! Also: who gets Julian's thumbs-up of the week?