Back to the crack: Randy's here with some National Toilet Paper Day facts you didn't wanna know! Discover Julian's favourite long-necked animal (and no, it's not a fuckin' swan), a bacon-busting business idea, and Randy's seasonal sex toy veg picks!

Randy's in the trailer and happy as f**k, but he's p*ssing off Ricky and Julian! Before they duct tape his mouth shut, they discuss Friends with the Benedicts, chicken balls, and unravel a f**ked family feud! Also: Louis, Louie and Looly?!

The Boys are f**ked on edibles today, and full of decent money-making ideas! They attempt cheese string trading, plan a floating party island, and invent the booze-smuggling sneaker. Plus: You can't join the Cool Guy Gang with a p*ss stain on your pants!

Is Randy the dumbest person in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian decide to help him out, and get him learnt on some awesome facts and stories from around the world! Also: The truth about the Loch Ness Monster, and the ham sammich from Hell!

It's a long weekend in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are ready to double the liquor, triple the weed, and steal the Bluenose for a sailing trip! Before they end up in jail for theft of historic property, they discuss dirty mosquito burgers, f**kin' useless inventions, and why Randy's a hit at the nudist beach!