Ricky, Bubbles and Randy are in the middle of a looong weekend of drinking! They take time out to discuss moving to Disneyland, Kentucky redneck raves, and how twins work. Also: Find out why NAYSA has a problem with astronauts' underpants!
Julian's got himself banged up in jail after an incident at the strip club - so Randy's taking his place! They discuss the red-hot Sunnyvale housing market, Randy's jail lover, and renting out Julian's trailer on Airbnb. Also: Ricky and Randy want to make a cooking show - but what should they call it?
Ricky gets a visit from the cops - but they're not looking for him! Can he and Bubbles warn the wanted man before the RCMP comes knocking? Also: Julian's hustling hard down at the local job fair... or is he?
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are back together in the trailer! Before they get f**ked up to celebrate, they check out cocaine hippos, underground Antarctic aliens and a tall samsquamptch story. Plus: Get the recipe for Ricky's awesome pretzel dogs!
Whoa, it's Shopping Cart Day! Don't barbecue in a shopping cart, be careful when you eat cicadas... and watch what you smoke, jailbirds! Learn the history of brunch and Captain Morgan, and the insider scoop on shark loads. Also: what's the difference between stoned, baked, and high? From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, June 4th, 2021.
Welcome to Season 3 of Park After Dark - f**k, it only seems like last week we finished Season 2! So, just how f**ked up are the Boys today? They're talking NFTs, UFOs, high IQs, thousand year old cocks, the secret to living a long life... plus hydration tricks from Julian! From the LIVE broadcast on May 28th, 2021.
The Boys are extra-f**ked today! Julian's on edibles, Ricky needs to make some pothole cocks, and Bubbles has a secret to keeping his liquor all muscly. Also: we pity the fool who doesn't know whose birthday it is! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May 21st, 2021.
Bite into an Impossible Burger and take a swig of Three-Cock Liquor! Park After Dark gets you learnt on f**ked-up animal news, even more f**ked-up alcoholic drinks, and a PSA from the boys about Important Sh*t! Also: Hot Or Not with Julian!
From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May the 14, 2021.
The Boys are still locked down but they're taking calls, trading memories of Sunnyvale, dropping swish-making instructions, and wondering where the f**k J-Roc and Trevor went. Also: guess who's not wearing pants! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May 7th, 2021.
Park After Dark goes live once again... but back in lockdown! The Boys get on top of f**ked-up world news, including turtle shells, living to 100, and smoking ashes! Also: Julian, hope you like Bubble Butt! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, April 30th, 2021.
Happy Four Twenty! Randy's getting weed-learnt as Julian gives us the history of "420" and giant penguins, Ricky wonders if we can still say "marijuana," and Bubbles cosmically blows your mind! Broadcast LIVE on SwearNet.com on April 20th, 2021.
Get learnt on the latest Park After Dark! The Boys study the geometrical orientation of tits, find out how the Wright brothers' plane is on Mars, and solve the mystery of 'Le Cochon Stupide'. Also: Julian reports on the greasiest news stories from around the worldy pipe!
One for the money two for the show, three to get wasted, let's f**king go! The Boys get learnt about living in a simulation, the world's smartest dogs, and why gender reveal parties can f**k right off. Also: Julian spends Jeff Bezos' scrilla!
Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools' Day pranks went to sh*t! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he's ever made? Also: Forget sh*t hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!
Spring is springing and the Boys are getting horny - but what's their mating call? Ricky's also worried about shrinking cock sizes and the future of the human race, but Julian's got a plan! Also: Will Bubbles' chip dust invention work on steak and pickled eggs?
The Boys are back in business - making their own delicious potato chips! Ricky's at the (mostly not on fire) fryer, flavour scientist Bubbles is perfecting the dirtiest of dirty burger flavours, and 'Julian Musk' is hustling for a buyer - but can he do a deal?
Slow roasted balogny... Shake & Bake hotdogs... presto pesto... four kinds of fancy-ass mustard... holy f**k, Bubbles and Ricky have cooked up a feast. Pity it's all gonna give Julian heartburn! Also: Hank Williams, Ricky's German lesson, and a massive tit fight!
Get ready to swipe right, ladies - Ricky's got a sweet new shirt, and he's looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky's planning a time-travelling New Year's party - in Siberia!
Wanna wear your underwear for a month? Julian has a solution! Need a wholesome book for kiddies' bedtime? Don't f**king read them the tale of Douglas the bear and Creepy Carl! What the F**K have the Boys been smoking today?!!
Ommmmm... oh for fack's sake! Bubbles is trying to meditate but Julian's more interested in bowling dates with single moms! Ricky has a plan to bring overpriced hockey gear to the kids, and Bubbles tests his knowledge on the Beverly Hillbillies. Also: Lawyer cats, the $5 million dog, and desert island survival skills!
Bubbles' belly is rumbling like a f**king freight train today - on the menu are coconuts, day-old pizza and a trailer full of cheese! The Boys also check out a vintage teen magazine, a double-cocked chameleon, and Bubbles' latest bird impressions. CAWW CAWW!
Bubbles is on a high after his Kittyman sea shanty went viral - Ricky and Julian are just high 'cause they ate f**king mushrooms! Before they go off the rails, they discuss naked bag rats, the 2021 Super Bowl, and why cat tattoos are f**ked. Also on the menu: duck fingers, candy Kraft dinner and head in a basket!
The Boys are considering a career move - do they have a sweet future ahead, or are they gonna be hot-dogging it?! Also: hunting for samsquamptches in Oklahoma, the perils of the left cheek sneak, and tall hairy hillbillies!
It's been a helluva week, and the Boys are ready to get banged up! Before they do, they discuss President Joe Junior, cheating on a sex doll, and the hacker that locked up a bunch of cocks. Ricky also discovers he's suffering from a terrible disease! Plus: grab a drink as the Boys make toast to a beloved Sunnyvale resident.
Watch out Dragons' Den, the Boys are on FIRE with awesome business ideas today! But is anyone gonna invest in muscle care products and the Jack Frost F**kulator? The Boys also discuss Ricky's dope new sneakers, why octopi are big bullies, and giving belly work to tickle foxes. Also: DBH and MLK - WTF?!