Julian's getting lonely and in need of a steady bang - would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by sh**ting nickels, and Bubbles' desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!

Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes p**s burn? Do birds have cocks? What the f**k are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never f**king asked on the latest Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories - 13/10 totally F**KED!!

Is it Park After Dark... or F**ked After Dark?! The Boys discuss the weird stuff people shove up their p**sholes, and why you shouldn't eat grandma. Also: Bubbles dives into the simulation theory wormhole - is Ricky's brain ready for it?

The world's a bit f**ked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are (virtually) partying again after the darkness has gone away! They discuss dirty ol' load brownies, Ricky's frosty cock, and why Julian wants a job at Costco. Also: A dark and dirty story about Mama Smurf...