The Boys might be recovering from 420, but they're on fire today! They solve the mystery of the Loch Ness Monster, sue Marvel for ganking the Green Bastard's look, and figure out how to pop your lung while pulling your goalie. Also: Why is Julian sexting Randy?
Ricky and Bubbles are having a great Good Friday until Randy starts talking about his bum! They discuss why kitty guys are sexy, ass diamonds, and why horoscopes are horsec*cks! Also: The answer to one of life's ultimate questions: how does a dog wear pants?
Bubbles has some bad news - there's an outbreak of crabs in Ricky's trailer! Better check your bags, boys! Also: The Oscars slapdown, Billie Eyelash, and some totally f**ked April Fools!
Deee-f**king-licious!! The Boys f**k with honey hot sauce pizza and KoD Big Mac donairs - but is Julian too much of a food pussy to eat it? Also: Snake farts, bear fights, and a dentist greasier than Sam Losco!
The Boys had a messy St Patrick's Day but they're working through their green-tinged hangovers! They discuss why sleep is so awesome, why Corvairs can f**k off, and weird English sammiches. Also: F**k Siri, ask Dougie!
Someone put too much weed butter on the popcorn, the Boys are f**ked today! Find out how much they charge for horsec*ck redirects (and a coupla half-jacks), and Bubbles appraises a one-nostril kitty called Egbert. Yep, we told you they're F**KED!
In the jinkety-janked trailer today: Julian's got Cock Eyes, Ricky's ready to move to Switzerland, and Bubbles just want to take a nap! Before Bubbs drops right out of 'er, they discuss buried treasure, manscaping, and why you shouldn't leave your weiner out in the sun!
The Boys are off to Vancouver today for their Fan Expo appearance - but Julian's got himself f**king arrested! Can Randy suck quick enough to save the day? Also: Superbowel Monday, mongoose on a plane, and a bumper batch of borntdays!
January may be f**ked, but the Boys are having a good time in the trailer! Bubbles has entered Julian into a muscle contest, Julian wants to move to Japan and punch a sumo wrastler, and Ricky has some freakish stories about the worst funerals ever! Also: Why you shouldn't squirt expanding foam into your p*sshole!
Good times - the Boys are back in Ricky's trailer and baked as f**k! They chat about chicken balls, the Tonga sh*tnami, and singles night at the grocery store. Also: Julian investigates the GREASY story of a man who fell in love with an... ashtray?!
F**KKK! Guess which drive-thru-hooking cheeseburger walrus has brought COVID into the park! The Boys try not to think about the bad sh*t and talk about Froot Loops, VR chicken theme parks, and drink a toast to Bob Saget. Plus: The Boys' thoughts on the Novak Djokovic tennis f**karound!
2021 was F**KED so the Boys are determined to make 2022 a success - are you gonna jump on the Julian train and join 'em? They also discuss muscle p*ss, new year's resolutions, and how to make money from farts in a jar!
Tell 2021 to F**K OFF with the Boys! Ricky creates a cocktail to celebrate - is it a new taste sensation, or will it make ya pook? Also: Discover new year's traditions around the world, and why Bubbles has 160 pairs of underpants!
It's the worst Christmas ever for Julian the liquor grinch - he's run out of booze! Thank f**k Santa Bubbs is here with a bulging sack and a Christmas miracle! Let's find out what awesome (and f**ked) presents the Boys get this year...
Vodka enemas, mega THC gummies - holy s**t, Park After Dark is getting f**ked up today! The Boys chat about a really s**tty doctor, f**ked Christmas gifts, and how to bang a mermaid. Also: Mark your calendars for December 17 - the Boys have something special for ya...
Buy one, get eight free! Due to an 'error' at the drive-thru, Ricky has collected chicken fingers from the King, KFC, Harvey's, A&W and... well, every f**king fast food joint in Sunnyvale. Smash open those dipping sauces and let the taste test chicken party begin!
Ricky's dressed up smart today, he's got a job interview - but is he qualified? (Clue: f**k no!) The Boys chat about the million-dollar kitty, banging in church, and a f**ked finger-free business plan! Also: Julian don't want to talk about ass play... but he does!
On today's wired Park After Dark - Cat TV with Bubbles, Julian's greasy Google searches, and the most f**ked news of the week! Also: Did Julian help create the world's most jacked potato?
On the menu today: Kitty gum, blue pancakes, and steamed weed! The Boys discuss first-aider pets, Peeps, and a day at the Bull Load Spa. Julian also has an idea for a new booze experience - is your ass in?!
It's Halloween, f**kers! Drop a coupla 'road beans' and come party with Bubbles Reynolds, Smarty Pants, and... uh, what the f**k is Julian this year? The Boys also attempt to power-carve a pumpkin!