On this week's Clusterf*ck After Dark: Sparks fly as Julian tries to take Ricky's TV! The Boys also wonder what happened to the McDonald's crew, and whether Julian would bang for cash and booze. Also: Don't cut off your penis to save the world!
Sunnyvale is safe from Hurricane Julian, the most muscular storm of 2021! With that sh*tstorm outta the way, the Boys turn their attention to dating chimps, death by hotdog, and why you shouldn't eat horse pills. Also: F**k the milk crate challenge, the Boys come up with the next viral dare!
What the f**k is that smellin' I smell? It's that greasy cave dweller Sam Losco! But he's come bearing free booze and donairs, so the Boys let him in. So what the f**k does he want?! Also: Ricky figures out science!
Ricky's new business is a GO, and Bubbles is making some snazzy company t-shirts. Come on Bubbs, get that f**king iron cranked up - time is money! Julian also has a money-making scheme involving bar fights - how much is Ricky's eyeball worth? Also: Get drunk before the supernova hits!
There's a party in the trailer today with tater tot nachos, pulled pork... and one stinkin' Randy! The Boys discuss why the Queen is on Julian's hot list, the art of the fartist, and Ricky's new business idea. Also: What in the f**k is Bubbles wearing on his face?!
Julian wants to get gaming on Twitch like Snoop Dogg - but first he needs to steal some sh*t! Ricky has some long, tall, short and f**ked facts, and Bubbles reveals his Friday 13th nightmare. Also: What's a group of clowns called? Can ya figure it out before Ricky and Bubbles?!
Put on your speedos and join the Park After Dark cocktail bar for Ricky's strawberry slushies! The Boys also discover why smoking salvia is f**ked, what a bare bear looks like, and start their own charity - Smoke It Forward!
The Boys start the day the good way with a lungful of Sativa and some f**ked-up chat! They discuss liquor slushies, weed bees, and what happened to Ricky's dog, Coolnow. And find out why Bubbles wants to get stuffed!
Ricky's addicted to Shark Week and has some awesome facts about his favourite sea creatures! But could you get one to lick ya? Also: Bag surgery, dumb criminals, and why Randy's pants are coming off!
Ricky's looking super bling in his new gear, and is ready to pick up ladies at the grocery store! But should he hang out by the veggies, or the chip dips? The Boys also discuss Big Jake the big horse, liquor ice-cream, and the weirdest f**king place names in the US. Also: Greasy goings-on down at the Legion!
Julian's back in the trailer! He reveals where the f**k he's been - and how many dates he got! The Boys also discover why you should keep your bag away from pythons, and why waterparks are so sh*tty. Also: Is Randy now the Boys'... friend?!
Ricky, Bubbles and Randy are in the middle of a looong weekend of drinking! They take time out to discuss moving to Disneyland, Kentucky redneck raves, and how twins work. Also: Find out why NAYSA has a problem with astronauts' underpants!
Julian's got himself banged up in jail after an incident at the strip club - so Randy's taking his place! They discuss the red-hot Sunnyvale housing market, Randy's jail lover, and renting out Julian's trailer on Airbnb. Also: Ricky and Randy want to make a cooking show - but what should they call it?
Ricky gets a visit from the cops - but they're not looking for him! Can he and Bubbles warn the wanted man before the RCMP comes knocking? Also: Julian's hustling hard down at the local job fair... or is he?
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are back together in the trailer! Before they get f**ked up to celebrate, they check out cocaine hippos, underground Antarctic aliens and a tall samsquamptch story. Plus: Get the recipe for Ricky's awesome pretzel dogs!
Whoa, it's Shopping Cart Day! Don't barbecue in a shopping cart, be careful when you eat cicadas... and watch what you smoke, jailbirds! Learn the history of brunch and Captain Morgan, and the insider scoop on shark loads. Also: what's the difference between stoned, baked, and high? From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, June 4th, 2021.
Welcome to Season 3 of Park After Dark - f**k, it only seems like last week we finished Season 2! So, just how f**ked up are the Boys today? They're talking NFTs, UFOs, high IQs, thousand year old cocks, the secret to living a long life... plus hydration tricks from Julian! From the LIVE broadcast on May 28th, 2021.
The Boys are extra-f**ked today! Julian's on edibles, Ricky needs to make some pothole cocks, and Bubbles has a secret to keeping his liquor all muscly. Also: we pity the fool who doesn't know whose birthday it is! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May 21st, 2021.
Bite into an Impossible Burger and take a swig of Three-Cock Liquor! Park After Dark gets you learnt on f**ked-up animal news, even more f**ked-up alcoholic drinks, and a PSA from the boys about Important Sh*t! Also: Hot Or Not with Julian!
From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May the 14, 2021.
The Boys are still locked down but they're taking calls, trading memories of Sunnyvale, dropping swish-making instructions, and wondering where the f**k J-Roc and Trevor went. Also: guess who's not wearing pants! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, May 7th, 2021.
Park After Dark goes live once again... but back in lockdown! The Boys get on top of f**ked-up world news, including turtle shells, living to 100, and smoking ashes! Also: Julian, hope you like Bubble Butt! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, April 30th, 2021.
Happy Four Twenty! Randy's getting weed-learnt as Julian gives us the history of "420" and giant penguins, Ricky wonders if we can still say "marijuana," and Bubbles cosmically blows your mind! Broadcast LIVE on SwearNet.com on April 20th, 2021.
Get learnt on the latest Park After Dark! The Boys study the geometrical orientation of tits, find out how the Wright brothers' plane is on Mars, and solve the mystery of 'Le Cochon Stupide'. Also: Julian reports on the greasiest news stories from around the worldy pipe!
One for the money two for the show, three to get wasted, let's f**king go! The Boys get learnt about living in a simulation, the world's smartest dogs, and why gender reveal parties can f**k right off. Also: Julian spends Jeff Bezos' scrilla!
Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools' Day pranks went to sh*t! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he's ever made? Also: Forget sh*t hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!