Where the f**k are the cheeseburgers, Randy? Right in his friggin' grease locker! Maybe the Boys can feast on nutmeg, deep-fried egg nuggets, and an ancient Big Mac instead? There's also cosmic space facts, an aggressive squirrel, and a greasy hot flash!

Randy brings the burgers to Park After Dark... shame they're cold as frig! And where's Ricky's f**kin' condiments?! Randy gives his opinion of Julian's new look, and why he thinks ChatBONER is f**ked. Also on the menu: merkins, nudists, and a ravenous polar bear!

Ricky's back from his jail hockey victory! What does he think of Julian's new look, and which hunky action star does he most resemble? He also meets Julian's f**ked AI pal, and discovers catnip wine. Plus: Julian's Air China mystery meal misery!