Julian's going on vacation (to get some sun on his bag?!) but why the f**k is he being so secretive? And will he take up Randy's offer of a shirts-off 100m race? Also: Attention Noel and Liam, the Boys have a plan to reunite Oasis!

Nobody wants to wrestle with your big juicy arm, Randy - and stop timing Julian when he's 'getting changed'! The Boys discuss Ricky's latest jail antics, penis exercises, and f**king with a grizzly bear. Also: The shocking story of Hugh the manatee's hole!

Ricky's trailer has had an uninvited guest - you frigged up, Randy! Before they tidy up, the Boys discuss Bubbles' appearance at the Guns N' Roses gig, why aliens are among us, and getting wood in the wilderness. Plus: Good eatin'... penguins?!?

Guess who got busted for Dutch hash at the airport? For f**k's sake, Randy! Find out about Bubbles' Sh*trockers tour, European drinking culture, and how Randy f**ked up the Cavern Club. Also: Pee-wee Herman, f**kin' terrible impressions, and why Bubbles is yogurt!