It's officially BOOZE MONDAY! The Boys are back at a new time, and getting right out of 'er with their delicious new liquor drinks. Is organ flush and muscle cream coming next? We've also got cobra fighting kitties, a naked date at the lake with Julian, and a peek at Gettin' Cooked With Ricky, coming to SwearNet March 28!
Spring is springin', hash seeds are growin', and Ricky is ready for Valentine's Day. Yup, space and time are all f**ky on today's Park After Dark! There's also a wordsmarts quiz, a trip to Puppy Mountain, and turkey roasting alchemy. Plus: Beware the Ides of March!
He's the smartest guy in the park! Seed king MrSoul drops by with his latest delicious creation - Bubble's Blueberry F4, now available at brothersgrimmseeds.com. It's purple! He also spills some seed-growing secrets and teaches the Boys about nuclear reactors. Plus: Can Ricky's Hash Plant make his brain more red?
F**k off February, and take your sh*tcicles with you! Bubs is still banged up with the bird flu, Ricky's flippin' about flying, and Julian wants to be the new Robin Hood. Plus: Are you a cat person? The Boys wanna talk to you!
F**K OFF WITH THE BIRD FLU!! Bubs was just trying to help f**kin' Donnie out, now he's all banged up. Will he take his revenge on the sickly chicken? Also find out why Julian wants to be a workin' man in Japan, and who the Boys crown Dummy Of The Week!
Happy banging day! Ricky's been trawling Plenty Of Sharks for a date, and Bubs is hoping for a Swedish massage. Julian's got money on his mind with a greasy new business scheme... anyone wanna buy 100,000 eggs?! Plus: Can you beat the Boys in a rock band quiz?
You're gonna need plenty of gummies and booze to keep up with today's Park After Dark! There's a greasy OnlyFans record attempt, 4D fart videos, and a quest to see Oasis - but will Liam f**k off for $500K? Plus: The Boys reveal their plan to save Canada... with LIQUOR!!!
January, its's been nice knowing ya, now f**k off! Ricky's gone down with swan flu, Julian's in trouble for spending merch royalties on ladies, and Bubs has got a feeling he can't hide, oh yeah! Plus: Getcha Ricky hash plant seeds, but don't grow a f**kin' stink weed!
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Hold onto your cocks for a frenzy of facts, fun and food f**kery! Bubs and Randy test their fast food knowledge, Julian brings the mind-blowing facts (not) and Randy shows off his f**king terrible impressions!
Mother Nature is a motherf**ka! The Boys raise their glasses to those affected by the LA wildfires. Ricky's also feeling sore after an unpleasant medical procedure, Julian checks out a new rum drink, and there's a lot of borntdays to celebrate. Plus: Look the f**k out when British Randy's trousers come off!
The Boys are high, but Bubs is about to get real high... he's flying to the UK to party with fans at Sh*trockers screenings! They also chat about Fogvid-24, sending Randy to Russia, and Haywire - the unluckiest band in the world!
The Boys have been partying like it's 1999 - how the f**k did they wake up in 2025?! The future sounds f**ked as they discuss super book-learnt AI, killer robot cops, and sh*tty cyber trucks. Plus: Coming to a theater near you... NUNDERNEATH!