It's officially BOOZE MONDAY! The Boys are back at a new time, and getting right out of 'er with their delicious new liquor drinks. Is organ flush and muscle cream coming next? We've also got cobra fighting kitties, a naked date at the lake with Julian, and a peek at Gettin' Cooked With Ricky, coming to SwearNet March 28!

Spring is springin', hash seeds are growin', and Ricky is ready for Valentine's Day. Yup, space and time are all f**ky on today's Park After Dark! There's also a wordsmarts quiz, a trip to Puppy Mountain, and turkey roasting alchemy. Plus: Beware the Ides of March!

He's the smartest guy in the park! Seed king MrSoul drops by with his latest delicious creation - Bubble's Blueberry F4, now available at brothersgrimmseeds.com. It's purple! He also spills some seed-growing secrets and teaches the Boys about nuclear reactors. Plus: Can Ricky's Hash Plant make his brain more red?

F**k off February, and take your sh*tcicles with you! Bubs is still banged up with the bird flu, Ricky's flippin' about flying, and Julian wants to be the new Robin Hood. Plus: Are you a cat person? The Boys wanna talk to you!